The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
You read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance when you were like fourteen and pretended to understand it. You’re really cheap and live in a crappy apartment way far out because it’s only like 500 bucks a month. You are a perpetual student who is always broke and you are always eating hummus. You don’t drink much and sometimes you ask your friends if they want to go for tea on a Friday night and they look at you weird and kind of annoyed. You absolutely do not own a TV, but you watched a few episodes of Downton Abbey on your old, breaking-down computer and declared it “OK.” You’re nice and always there for your friends to talk to but sometimes your friends feel like you’re not really listening. You went to Vietnam one summer in college and you haven’t stopped talking about it. One of the few things on the wall in your sparse apartment is a menu from a restaurant in Hanoi. Your friends look at it and think it’s weird that there was ever a time you went to restaurants.