What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Movie Says About You: The Royal Tenenbaums

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
You are an old soul. Your family, while small, is in no small way dysfunctional, thank goodness, because the worst thing in the world, the worst, would be to have a boring family. Or an ugly one. You would never watch TV in the bathtub for fear of electrocution, but you would and have read many a book, regardless of the damaged pages that ensue, regardless of whether said book came from the library. But mostly you buy books; you like their smell, you smell them often. Your friends describe you as “loyal,” “good-natured,” and “quirky,” with “pretty hair.” One time at a ski lodge you tripped on a serving tray while playing Tetris and only just barely avoided stitches and had to get one of those butterfly bandages right on the side of your face, to hold the skin together while it healed. You went from “talented and gifted” to slightly less talented in the year between fourth and fifth grade. Sometimes you throw around the word “twee,” and when drunk, you speak with the intercontinental accent of ’60s-era movie stars. Astrological sign: Pisces. 

(Source: theatlanticwire.com)